yousocute
I really just fucking hate the shit out of you.
Your existence is really harmful to my mellow you relentlessly adorable cockhead.
I used to be pretty fucking chill. Like, super fucking relaxed and just not giving any fucks about anything.
Then you had to come along and cry and strut around in leather and FUCK THAT ALL UP.
Now I give more fucks than I can actually physically handle.
I can’t fucking hold onto the fucks I have to give to you.
There are. So. Many. Fucks. So little you to give them to.
I’ve tried to sell my extra fucks on craigslist but old men just kept asking me to have sex with them so I ended up just shoving them in my fucking closet.
Now I’m sitting in a pile of fucks and crying and trying to remember what it was like to not actually give a fuck.
(Source: doberants26)
- Tom Hiddleston: Hi
- Me:
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- Police: so she just died?
- Tom Hiddleston: Basically
- This is inaccurate. Tom Hiddleston would actually say 'It was the most peculiar thing officer, she was perfectly fine, on top of the world in fact, and then I attempted to engage her in a cordial discourse, and offered a greeting of a friendly nature, that is to say that I said hello, then she made the most bizarre noise, a kind of cross between a kettle boiling and a parrot being sat on and then she simply ceased to function, exist or be in any way part of this world anymore'
There’s a picture of Fassbender in the exact same pose.
Is this a go-to pose for photographers?
(Source: cumbercrieff)
via patriciamcmahon
“I approached this as an opportunity to spend a couple of fun, flirtatious hours with Mr Fassbender! I went all shy at first, but after I got on top we hit it off!”- Alice Hawkins
